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Conspiracy theory conspiracy

Over the past few months, I have lowered my ear to the ground to listen to the pitter-patter of the tiny footbeats of the angry and disheartened, with their teeth gnashed eyes clinched shut, who fight some insidious and hidden foe. I have always been sympathetic to their merciful pleas, with their wild and unfocused viewpoints that often make sense because they are just so intricate and well-thought.

I would even mull over these theories in my head on my drives to and from work and over lunch. I have shared a few that I thought interesting on this blog.

The common denominator in most of these is that some powerful, unseen force is working against us, to enslave us in a new fiefdom called “The New World Order” or some other fearful moniker. Is there any truth to this? Perhaps. Who really knows?

What is the “silver bullet” to slay this beast, if it does exist? Why, action, of course.

Let’s look at a couple of these theories of note:
1. 9-11 was an inside job, and was perpetrated on the American people to wrest power from them via the “Patriot Act” and to conceal the fact that the Pentagon, only the previous day had been pinged for “misplacing” 2.3 trillion dollars.

Well, chances are this was, in fact, a power grab. I can’t think of the Patriot Act without getting severely pissed off. This is the anti-Bill of Rights, and was over and done quickly and painlessly because the people were scared. Whether it was purposely perpetuated by someone or just an opportunity, the fact is our government took advantage of our fear. And why did we not right this after we wised up? It was as if as a collective we said, “Aw shucks, you got us this time…” You know what they say: you can’t be fooled again.

The fact that 2.3 trillion dollars was misplaced is mind-boggling. There is only about $625 billion in circulation, or a little over 1/2 of a trillion dollars, which means most of this was theoretical money. I can’t blame people for being suspicious about such bad accounting practices, since we would be up-in-arms if a company did it, right?

Obviously not, which brings us to #2.
2. A large international banking cartel and/or large multi-national corporations have taken over control of most of the world.

Maybe, maybe not. The attention that the Bildeberg Group has gotten in the past few years is intriguing, especially that it never makes public news, only conspiracy journals. How can these “heavy hitters” meet and it not be news?

All of the problems on Wall Street have been ridiculous. We SHOULD NOT EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER bail out a company…no matter what. Most of the large companies that are “too large to fail” are not…but that perception enslaves us. Why? Because the current mindset of these companies is to “socialize losses and privatize profits.” Did you get a check back from GM, or get any stock certificates in the mail? No? How about the large banks that got payouts last year? Probably not.

I tend to come back a lot to Ron Paul’s books “The Revolution: A Manifesto” and “End The Fed, as the solutions he offers make sense when looking at the big picture.

1. End the Federal Reserve Bank. Most people do not understand the significance and the evil of our economic system. It is basic supply and demand: the more of something in supply, the less it is demand (the less valuable it is.) The 2.3 trillion lost by the Pentagon and all of the money given to bail out GM, Ford, Chrysler, and the banks is created by ledger entries by the Federal Reserve Bank, or Fed. There is no oversight by the population (Congressional or other) into the Fed, as the Fed claims it works as an independent organization, and oversight would stifle their ability to remain neutral. Are they neutral? So, how about all of the people without houses and shitty credit? It only works as an instrument to favor the rich. Basically, with the time value of money, those who get the money first (ahem, *BANKS*) get to enjoy it before it gets very far into circulation. By the time we get it, inflation has set in. Our money is based on squat. It used to be on the “Gold Standard.” Want to see something shocking? The supply of gold has remained almost constant since 1973, but look what money has done against it. (Basically, I am implying that since the supply of gold is constant, then money has lost value in comparison.) The fact that the Fed claims to be independent but keeps giving money to people and businesses without accountability or public oversight is incredible. If most people understood how this worked, the Fed would have already been abolished.

2. Return to a gold standard. If money is backed by something, rather than just by its reputation, people will really start to care where their monies go. FDR and Nixon each had their parts in destroying our gold standard. The people let it happen and now we see our money being used against us by fancy economics that most people do not understand.

3. Be active politically! One of the things lacking with most of these conspiracy theories is an impetus to action. (Of course, Zeitgeist has this nebulous “Let’s create a resource-based economy” action, but isn’t very realistic.) Our political system is flawed by being composed of fallible humans. Most people behave when they feel they are being watched. Make sure you check up on your public servants. At a minimum, keep an eye on how they vote. Ideally, email or call them and tell them how to vote! Make them do your bidding!

3. Never vote to bail out businesses! A free-market economy can not co-exist with the Keynesian capitalism crapola! Oligopolies and monopolies pay for special interest favor to keep competition down. Like in a forest, when the taller trees die or fall, it gives opportunities (sunlight) to the smaller trees and allows them to flourish. The more opportunity in a market, the more innovation in the market, usually while having to stay competitive on price. Instead, we get these industrial behemoths that have no real competition and still look for price-cutting and innovation via off-shoring and acquisition. Allow these large businesses to fail!

I could probably go on for at least another hour about this. Be an active constituent! Find a site, such as Campaign for Liberty or one to your liking and get involved! Find out who is holding the strings to your puppets and hold them accountable!

Meat quality and the apathy of the bureaucrats

Since I have to read the labels of everything we buy at the grocery store, I have the ingredients of several thousand products keyed up in my head…mainly what these products contain that we don’t want or can’t have rather than a complete list of ingredients.

However, some things are a little trickier due to the pure apathy of the United States Department of Agriculture and the Food & Drug Administration. As with all government, these two entities are large and ineffectual, with the USDA employing 105,778 (2007) and a budget of $95 billion (2009) and the FDA employing 9,300 (2008) and a budget of $2.3 billion (2008). What I mean by apathy is that I cannot, with any confidence, go into the store and arbitrarily buy quality meat. These companies do less and less to manage the quality of what we eat. Nowadays, most meat is raised in large factories owned by 3 or 4 companies and slaughtered in 3 or 4 large processing plants. Words like “Prime” and “Natural” are allowed to be put on labels when they don’t really mean anything. About the only label you can trust is “USDA Certified Organic.” Most of these cows stand knee-deep in a collective pool of their own waste and get fed corn to fatten them up quickly (though cows don’t naturally eat corn.) Most of these techniques were used for supplying to fast-food restaurants, but now includes the stuff you buy at the supermarket and the stuff you buy at restaurants.

Couple all of this with the fact that the food pyramid is bullshit, and you start seeing statistics like “it is estimated that with children born after 2000, 1 in 3 will have Type II Diabetes before adulthood.”

Previously, I could get acceptable beef and chicken at the supermarket at which I shop…until yesterday. The beef I normally bought that was “grass-fed, hormone- and antibiotic-free” was gone. I asked and they said I could buy it but it was as expensive now as the “prime aged” and the “Kobe” varieties of meat and I had to pre-order it on Monday to get it the following Monday. What? Just a week prior it was $1 more a pound than the “Natural” stuff they were offering now. How did the demand drop so fast? What the f*** is going on here?

I thought we as a society had made progress in this area. People demand and stores carry a variety of organic fruits, vegetables and meats. Besides, the store I go to is a little ritzier than most, comparable to a Harris Teeter or similar.

I am going to try to make it to a local farmer’s market this weekend and see what they have to offer. I hope it isn’t as expensive as what the supermarket offers…even if so, I will buy it…just to send a message to the supermarket. I hope to take a couple of you with me. Who’s in?

When we finally get our own house again, should mine sell this time, I am going to get a deep freezer and “cowpool.” This term means you go in with some family/friends and buy a share of a steer. You get a much better deal on the meat, and you usually get it from the place that raised the cow.

Here is some information that may be useful:
Mark’s Daily Apple and Eat Wild

Just remember, you are what you eat. Also remember that you, in effect, vote when you make your food purchases by affecting the demand of said products. If you don’t buy the crap, then eventually these businesses that produce crap will either have to offer quality or risk going broke.

For you activists, or if you need a little convincing, rent “Food, Inc” and watch it.

Food

Over the past couple of years, and doubly so the past few months, I have become more aware of the food offerings at the grocery store. Let me just say I am not very pleased with some of it, but outraged at most of it.

Because our daughter, Sophia, cannot have milk, we have to read the labels of everything we buy. Again, for clarification, it is not because she is lactose-intolerant, but rather she is “allergic” to the protein in milk called Casein.

There are many things that I don’t buy, even if I like them, because of their questionable content. Add to that list mystery meat…I only buy organic meat for reasons that are too numerous to divulge here. I was flipping through the documentaries on Netflix, and decided to watch “Food, Inc” last night. Most of the information was not new to me, but the stuff that was just reinforced what I already suspected or knew about food. Some of this information was unfair labor practices and unsanitary conditions which are far more compelling when you see it for real. The makers of the film also have a site out on tha’ interwebs. At that site, you can learn more about current affairs and help take action on forcing our government to do the right thing.

Now, to get some sleep…

I have never been an insomniac; on the contrary, I am a self-proclaimed “opportunistic” sleeper. I can fall asleep at the drop of a hat…whatever that means. In the past, I frequently woke up in the act of falling face-first.

Ever since the birth of our daughter, Sophia, almost 4 years ago, we have had a challenging time getting sleep. Her coming home on an apnea/bradycardia monitor was unsettling to the point where we had her co-sleep with us. Fast forward three years when our son Julian was born, and we were making the same mistake, although without a definitive reason.

Throw in an increasing demand on my time with school and our emerging roles with the children, Antonella and I were faced with the fact that I was tired and she was exhausted.

So, I decided that it was time for Julian to try to sleep in the crib by himself this past Friday. The result was he woke up twice on Friday night and had to be soothed. The next night, nada. Zip. He slept nine continuous hours. Last night, even more. I think he appreciates the idea of sleeping alone far more than we could ever imagine.

School is done for the semester. I did poorly, but it is still salvageable: I will have an extra semester to finish now. The good news is I think I can keep my sanity.

The Definitive List of Things I Don’t Understand

Taking a little time out from frothing at the mouth about politics and economics to blog something a little lighter–things I do not understand. In no particular order.

1. The global attraction to ‘American Idol.’
2. Grown people (other than family members and very close friends) that get upset when you forget or don’t get them something for their birthday.
3. Tipping more than 20%.
4. People who think government social programs are a good idea.
5. People who think giving away liberty in the name of personal security is a good idea.
6. Passive-aggressive driving.
7. The popularity of Sudoku.
8. SharePoint.
9. VBA
10. People who buy carbon offsets.
11. People who don’t like to travel.
12. The fascination with NASCAR.

More to come…

Yo vivo in uno van circo de lo rio…

A little bit by the late great Chris Farley (as Matt Foley, motivational speaker, no less).

It seems that everywhere we go, people do not feel like partaking in the local goings-on, which is both curious and annoying. Curious, in that this city, San Antonio, contains a lot of free and on-the-cheap things for family. A lot of locals (i.e. the people I work with, anyway) don’t go because they either don’t want to fight the crowds, are disinterested in general, or don’t want to consort with tourists. The annoying part is I always find out after-the-fact. Trying to memorize the calendar of events for San Antonio is no small feat, and I haven’t figured everything out yet. I mean…who would think they would do much for St. Patrick’s Day among a primarily Hispanic population? How about they dye the river green and have a flotilla of party barges navigate the river on Saturday and then have a luminary on Sunday evening, where they project art onto the sides of buildings? Would’ve been nice to know. Hey, if I don’t know about it beforehand, I don’t want to know after the fact.

I missed a cattle run down Houston street at the start of the rodeo this year. I could have made it, but instead missed it by 10 minutes because I wasn’t aware that it was going on. Sucks. Mainly because I think the kids would’ve gotten a kick out of it.

Opportunity seldom, knocks…

…usually it just rings the doorbell, lights a bag of dog poop, then runs away.

Cosa Postal…Mafia Tactics at the USPS.

About ten years ago or so, buying insurance on your packages gave you a nice warm and fuzzy, that the outside chance something happens to your stuff, you will be insured and can replace it. It wasn’t really necessary, but would just make you feel better about the whole thing.

Nowadays, not buying insurance means that your packages will be mishandled, crushed, opened, and the contents pilfered: Guaranteed. We have sent several packages to Italy over the past 10 years, which has become increasingly prohibitive due to escalating prices. So, we have risked not getting insurance on the last few packages. All of them were pilfered before they got to Italy. What’s more, CDs containing only pictures (non-copy-written materials) are always taken out, even if we mark them as photos. Sad state of affairs, our postal system.

The USPS now wants to have more control over their business, so they can more easily elevate stamp prices and better control their day-to-day operations without government restrictions. (For those of you that aren’t aware, the USPS has been an independent business for some time now.) It is a monopoly and needs to be opened up to competition. I think that we should allow FedEx and DHL and UPS to deliver our residential mail, same way as we subscribe to different cellphone providers and whatnot. Who knows, might even be less junk mail that way. Bottom line: competition increases customer service.

Not only that, I find things like this disturbing, as the laws don’t keep pace with the speed of business and what should be deemed appropriate regulation:
From Wikipedia:

The USPIS has the power to enforce the USPS monopoly by conducting search and seizure raids on entities they suspect of sending non-urgent mail through overnight delivery competitors. For example: according to the American Enterprise Institute, a private conservative think tank, the USPIS raided Equifax offices in 1993 to ascertain if the mail they were sending through Federal Express was truly “extremely urgent.” It was found that the mail was not, and Equifax was fined $30,000.[37]

Midterms

Well, I have to say: I don’t like tests that cover half of a textbook worth of material; Never have; never will.

I can’t say what I would think would be a fair and reasonable test, just that I have not taken too many over the course of my academic career that I have felt positive I passed. Those that I did feel good after, I either didn’t do as well as I thought or did how I would expect, but that number is probably well below the Mendoza line.

Not asking Much…

I don’t know why most children iron supplements are putrid…they just are. I would like to think that science would find some way to work it into a gummi bear or something, instead of me trying to administer such to my three-and-a-half-year-old via a medicine dropper and some brown or black fluid. Really, is this as far as we’ve progressed?

Anyone out there know of any supplements that are either chocolate or gummy that contain iron?

Update: I found something that works, though technically it doesn’t fit the requirements stated above: Centrum Kids. Normally, my daughter is appalled by vitamins, but she likes these. Also, they have dosages for kids 2 to 3 years old. Flintstones Chewables with Iron aren’t recommended for children under 4.