End of the World as we know it.

I’ve seen several predictions for the end of the world…2000, 2012, 2037. Even the sage/comedian Lewis Black said he had arrived at the end of the world when he walked out of a Starbucks in Houston, and across the street was another Starbucks, though his was more in reference to a place than a time. I found my portent: a ominous symbol of such cruelty and avarice that nothing more can be contrived that would parallel this: The Snuggie for Dogs. Available at your local Walgreens.